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#EXXXOTICACHI : Ladies Free Friday

6/21/2015

I will be forever thankful to the organizers of the Exxxotica Expo for the opportunity to present a seminar for their 2015 #ExxxoticaChi Ladies Free Friday. Que the superhero theme music! Through wind and rush hour traffic Team TMU fought a good fight to get across Chicago only to arrive at the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center with just minutes to spare to get checked in, set up, and getting the seminar started. It was absolutely worth every phone call, email, meeting, and every ounce of frustration it took to be there.

Awakening Your Inner Sex Kitten by Kat, Dean of Sexploration! Yes it happened and despite minor difficulties with audio. we were still able to light a few faces in the room. The seminar started off to cover 3 major points to place people on their Sexploration Journey of Awakening Your Inner Sex Kitten:

Stop demonizing sex
Accept yourself where you are
Explore things that please or may please & excite you

All of that was a great preface for Team TMU to handle the crowd and do what they do best... TEACH. First up we had Angel of Angels Erotic Solutions, our favorite fellatio instructor and infamous Grapefruit Lady, get up and put in her 2 cents about “giving head”. Angel wowed the crowd with about 5 techniques and our next full class with Angel, The Art of Fellatio, is August 23, 2015. Don't miss it. Next up we had Relana, head Vixen of Good Gyrrl Studio, give the people a few tips to start your very own strip tease routine! It almost turned into a lap dance room **TOO HOT FOR TV** Our next class with Relana, Strip Tease 101: Sensual Awakening, is July 26th, come out to learn how to take it off with a complete choreography that is sure to set the passion fires blazing.

I would like to thank each and every person that attended the seminar and stayed all the way through. We had fun working with you and hope to see you again.

AFTER the seminar

After the seminar was amazing. The number of porn stars, sex educators, toys and custom toys for days, the latest in intimacy products, strippers, and BDSM Dommes, Masters & subs... it was all sooo overwhelming. I know I didn't get to see it ALL, you really need all 3 days do it. But I will tell you what I did get to... enjoy.

Lets start with the stage. I only saw one act. The Stallions. The beautiful men that got up there put on a damned good show with tricks, bends, and lifts I've never seen before. There was a tip line to get to these dancers for days and it looked like the women who indulged, thoroughly enjoyed themselves. As I didn't have much time left so I had to run across the exhibit floor and here are a few booths I got a chance to stop at:

Sexpert Tyomi (hopefully a new instructor, stay tuned)
Mr. Nori's Magic Gel Nuru Massage (I was so excited to get my kit, review cumming soon!)
Our Cabana
ReUse First
Toolworks Chicago, Inc (As recommended by Rachel from Bondassage Class)
Justin Sayne Leather (he spanked... my arm :D)
Kinky Kollege

Honorable mention to:

Sunny Megatron and Ken Melvoin-Burg (Instructors and Showtime Stars of Sex with Sunny)
Vanessa, Certified Sexologist, The Pink Kittee

Enjoy the pictures below and be sure to join our mailing list for more classes and events!

-Meow

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World Class BJ!!!

4/7/2014

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I knew this class was going to be great not only because we were able to get the most infamous sex educators ever, but thanks to the night talk show @Midnight on Comedy Central who included this class in their game 'Event or Invented'. I will do my best to let you know how this class went. Please let me say that if you missed class April 6th, you REALLY missed a treat. On Sunday evening The Meow University hosted 45 beautiful people that included men and women who were curious to learn How to Give (and receive) a World Class BJ from Sunny Megatron and Ken Melvoin-Burg.

The sex education power couple walked us through the history of blow jobs, various terms for it (ex. Fellatio, blow job, etc), anatomy and techniques. Intertwined with each segment, Ken was able to offer tips for the men on how to enjoy the experience (communication, tips to delay ejaculation, how to strengthen orgasms, and working the prostate) The men in attendance were great at confirming Ken's male perspective and advice to women when pleasuring the genitals with the mouth and hands. All of this information was complemented by Sunny's advice on communication, equipment and other things you can use to enhance the experience ( lubes and toys). Taking us all over the top was the release of the techniques to prime the cock, get the groove going, and awesome finishing moves that would make any porn star proud.

BONUS of the night YouTube Fellatio Sensation, Angel, joined us for class as a student and learned the tips and techniques with us. At the end, she came up and gave the class her signature 'Grapefruit Technique' blow by blow! It was amazing...

Ken and Sunny work and lecture together as a giver/receiver of all sex acts and as a couple. Behind the scenes, they work as writers, editors, and copywriters penning articles, and how-to’s on sensual subjects ranging from commonplace sex to extreme kinks. They also have multiple sell-out workshops which include: BDSM 101, Prostate Milking for Beginners, Ethical Non-Monogamy: Threesomes, Foursomes & Moresomes, Junk for your Junk: Sex Toys 101, ZAP! Electric Play: Wands, TENS & More, G-spots & Squirting and How to Give the World’s Best Blow Job.

For more information on Sunny Megatron and Ken Melvoin-Burg please visit the blog www.SunnyMegatron.com

This class was made possible by The Meow University supporters:
Good Gyrrl Studio
Pure Romance by Olivia
Sankofa Shea
Poetry by Kottyn Softspoken Poet
T-Shots and Cocktails by Tasha

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The 2013 Night of Passion

10/3/2013

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We had such a good time at last year’s first Night of Passion event that we had to run it again, this time even more mature than before. We kept the event at the wonderful Good Gyrrl Studio. This space allows for dimmed lights, performance space, intimacy and mischief… All of those things added to the ambiance that made this for the 2nd year in a row a signature event for The Meow University™.

Special thanks to our Sponsors:
Cookie Lee Jewelry Showcased by Shayne – A longtime supporter of The Meow University™, brought fine jewelry and accessories that included awesome fashion sunglasses. I hope you were there because Shayne had fabulous giveaways for the visitors to her table. Congratulations to the winners!!!

Jazzy Creations – Custom Rhinestone designed shirts and more! There were a variety of shirts and designs to choose from that were made RIGHT ON THE SPOT. Along with the debut of The Meow University™ Rhinestone shirt that is NOW AVAILABLE FOR ONLINE ORDERING!!!

Pure Romance by Kimberly Love - Pure Romance is dedicated to improving women’s intimate lives—and having fun while doing it!

T-Shots by Tasha - T-Shots are tasty, flavorful and creative jello shots. Not just your ordinary cherry or grape flavors. T-Shots come in a variety of combinations and you're favorite cocktails. They also make you giggle.

Dove Chocolate Discoveries by Good Gyrrl - Do you love chocolate? Now you can have a DOVE CHOCOLATE DISCOVERIES™ tasting party and invite your friends to try deliciously decadent new ways to enjoy everyone's favorite flavor. From chocolate smoothies and martinis to 5-minute chocolate mousse, you'll discover a whole new world of chocolate.

Once the lights we dimmed DJ Breakout set the mood with music, La Erotica took the stage for the opener and the show began to tease and excite the audience. Our lineup of poets this year was nothing short of an ultimate lover's night of passion, erotic thoughts, and naughty words. Along with the element of BYOB a great time was had by all.

The Poetic Teasers were as follows:
The hostess with the most - La’ Erotica
Pharaoh Wordsmith
BlackDiamond of the Spoken Word Lounge
With surprise guests: Danny Devine, Kottyn the Softspoken Poet, and G.P.A. GREATESTPOETALIVE

Congratulations to the winner of our Olympic Orgasm game played at intermission! ;) Our second half was opened by Relana the Goddess of dance and tease who gave the room a true treat and a taste of art that can be learned in the performing art classes of Good Gyrrl Studio!!! If you missed her sensual performance remember you can take classes to learn your own bedroom choreography!!! http://www.goodgyrll.com

NEXT CLASS:
FLOGGING 101 with Mistress Crimson – Oct 20th
Girl on Top Rodeo – Nov 3rd

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PRODUCT REVIEW ALERT: Pure Romance Double Agent and Pure!

7/7/2013

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Fellatio, ass clapping, open relationships, and masturbation are just a few topics we have covered so far at The Meow University. Allowing one student to explore these topics with a sponsored product was the perfect way for them to truly to discover themselves through self pleasure. Olivia Brothers, an awesome consultant for Pure Romance, was the first small business owner to let our students try out and review two products the Double Agent and Pure.

DOUBLE AGENT from Pure Romance by Olivia Brothers. The Double Agent is always ready for action! Armed with a two-speed detachable bullet for twice the pulse-pounding excitement, this clitoral vibrator will have you begging to go undercover! 2 AA batteries required. This product retails for $39.00. The suggested enhancement product, Pure, will also came with this review! PURE is the #1 choice for sensitive women looking to intensify their intimate moments. This signature blend of natural oils and botanical extracts in combination with TriPlex Tingle help provide thrilling pleasure. No added scents or flavors. This retails for $20.

The review for these products were done independently by an anonymous student (Jaguar Kitten)of The Meow University. The product was received by the student as a free sample and no monetary compensation was exchanged. The opinions expressed in this review are the responses of the individual testing the product. The Meow University nor this blog will receive any compensation for this review. The Meow University nor the student is an affiliate of Pure Romance or Olivia Brothers.

The double agent with detachable bullet was a pleasurable experience for me. You can use the bullet alone or the vibrator alone. I did use them individually. My personal favorite was the bullet. This item has two speeds for both high and very high! The very high setting had my legs shaking and toes twitching! Needless to say I did enjoy myself. The individual vibrator was a good experience as well. I did not like how loud it was. I'm a secretive lady, I don't need the whole house to know my business. The product is worth the price.

I also reviewed Pure Romance sensitive enhancement cream with triplex tingle. I did read the directions on the back of this product and it stated, for external use only. Sooooo, I was a bit disappointed that I could not use it along with the vibrator. I tried this product on my nipples, and there was a cooling sensation, not the tingle I expected. This product really did nothing for me. For myself, this product was not worth the asking price of $20.00. But maybe to others they would enjoy it.

- Jaguar Kitten

About Pure Romance by Olivia Brothers:
You can purchase in person, online, and within a home or other private party! Empower. Educate. Entertain! Pure Romance by Olivia is dedicated to improving women’s intimate lives—and having fun while doing it! Host an unforgettable girls’ night in with me, join my team as a Pure Romance Consultant, or shop this site for all that’s exciting and new. You can have it all with Pure Romance! Visit the website http://oliviabrothers.pureromance.com
Email: omcb.pureromance@gmail.com

Feel free to shop with Olivia and try the many vibes, lubes, and other products available.

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SEX BEYOND F*CKING

12/17/2012

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“Approach it all with a fun mindset. If you're not having fun then what's the point.” - Mistress Crimson

Sunday evening there were a few new students who decided to join me in exploring BDSM in more detail. It was awesome that so many came with an open mind, curious, and best of all prepared. We met at The Studio, a private south side location with beautiful décor, ambiance, and fascinating equipment.

We were sat in a semi circle, keeping Crimson at the center of our attention as her seat was later introduced to us as a 'Spanking Horse'. The orientation began with a brief introduction and an overview of Bondage/Behavior, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism. Aside from the technical aspects I always love the self identity component that the instructors
I find execute so well. Si se puede!

You can do this at home with your lover, spouse, significant other! Communication is the key. Several conversations NEED to
happen. The conversation BEFORE you initiate kinky play is so necessary to truly know your partners comfort levels, fantasies and desires. In this, boundaries can be set as well as green lights to have your way. It all boils down to fun for all if consideration and care for your partner are at the forefront. The verbal/non-verbal communication happens naturally during the session. Its ok to
laugh! Its ok to ask for more! Its ok to say what you do and don't like.

We received tips on setting the scene, such as music, clothing and lighting options and being mindful of how all of these
things affect the mood. My favorite tip was to tease your partner! Teasing helps you to focus on what you want to do with and to your partner.

Great introduction, helpful details, and then....

THE LIVE DEMONSTRATION

The demonstration, without too many details, was a wonderful way to see all of the tips for executing a scene in action. It went from sensual to lustful. From lustful to female dominating. From dominating to punishment. From punishment to reward. It was beautiful. The model was ready, willing and artfully handsome.

After the live demonstration we practiced a few saran wrap bondage techniques that were easy enough to try at home with
effective techniques that can immobilize your partner, leaving them vulnerable to pleasure at your discretion. I enjoyed the sensation of bondage. I had trust in my instructor and students as I was shrink wrapped and then later tied up. It led me to imagine the heightened sensation I would have with my lover. Sex beyond fucking.

In short communicate, establish trust, show concern, tenderness and love, even if you're giving or receiving pain according to your lovers wishes. Most importantly have fun with your partner, be safe, and give it a try.

For more information about BDSM 201, check out:
Mistress Crimson –http://www.mistresscrimson.net
The Studio –http://www.thestudiochicago.com

Special thanks Mistress Simone and Mistress Xena who so gracefully has invited The Meow University back for more educational
sessions. Stay tuned!!!

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A Great Night of Passion

9/25/2012

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On September 23rd at Good Gyrrl Studio, The Meow University hosted its first Erotic Poetry Showcase Night of Passion. I won't tell you everything that happened down there but I can give you snapshot of how this truly provocative event moved the people.
First I want to start with a BIG THANKS to our sponsors:

Belle Boudoir Fine Lingerie and Photography - They brought exotic lingerie pieces, customizable wine glasses, and a sexy photo booth in partnership with Moments by Katrina!

Cookie Lee Jewelry - Sheena had elegant and jazzy jewelry pieces and accessories to compliment any outfit or costume. Congratulations to the winners of the Cookle Lee Jewelry giveway!!!

Early to Bed - All the way from North Sheridan to the southside to share with us premium vibes, lubes, rings and more.

Sex Scene Ice Cream - Not your ordinary dairy. The only Ice Cream that comes with instructions. Open. Imitate. Eat. Repeat. Congratulations to the winners of the Sex Hunger Games!!! :)

The music was by DJ Breakout and I hope you enjoyed the T-shots from my favorite mixologist Natasha!

Our evening had a power house line up of Spoken Word artists that had the people excited, pumped up, and best of all aroused!!!

Fabulous Fe
Pharaoh The Word Smith
Mr. Self
The hostess with the most - La' Erotica Poet

FIVE THINGS I LEARNED FROM NIGHT OF PASSION

Women like to hear poems about oral sex and passionate love making
T-shots make people giggle
Naughty pictures ARE fun
Good Gyrrls are good at everything including being bad
Chicago has the hottest poets around

If you attended Night of Passion, please leave us a comment to let us know how you enjoyed or how you want to make it better!!!

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I Touched My Inner Vixen

8/28/2012

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I love this picture as it was taken before our Tease 101 class! (Me - Left)
The picture was taken before La' Erotica the poet (middle) snapped us to attention with her enticing poems of seduction and desire.
The picture was taken before Relana (right), owner of Good Gyrrl Studio, trained us on what it means, how it looks, and how it feels to be... sensual.
We were joined by new students just as excited as I was to begin our journey to learn the art of tease.
Located in the Bridgeport Art Center, Good Gyrrl Studio was very welcoming starting with its golden doors, chic decor, and poles (yes, poles). Once you take in the entire scene you are immediately drawn into the prowess that is expressed and taught in this place. Toto we're not in Kansas and you will NOT leave the same way that you came in.
We received a live reading of "Take It" by La' Erotica that playfully illustrated the desire to be dominated or made love to aggressively, which was a great segway to talk about tantalizing your mate to heighten desire and to arouse yourself as well.
The ladies were lined up and instructed to touch... themselves. We not talking about really intimate touching like you would if you were alone but touching your arms to take in the sensation of your skin. Watching yourself as you explore and discover your curves. Taking in the moment to realize that you feel good, regardless of who may be watching, and you love you.
A series of deep breaths, rubs on the thighs, and I believe I touched my inner vixen!
We went through a few choreographed walks, crawls, and stares that would break down communication to the slightest hand gesture. As our Head Temptress demonstrated moves for us to try we were all "hipnomesmerized" at the gazes and body movements combined. It really was a treat and even more so empowering to know that I could do the same thing and be just as sexy in my own way.
Good Gyrrl Studio's Vixen School has not heard the last of me or The Meow University!!! What I learned that night has changed my routine of flirting and engaging in play with my husband forever... Just so you know I have my eye on the class "Round of Applause". Log onto http://www.goodgyrrl.com and tell me what you think about that class!

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La' Erotica Wants You to TAKE IT!

7/6/2012

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La Erotica, from Chicago, is a gifted poet who emphasizes on enticing the human craving of raw emotions and fleshly encounters. Her verbal wordplay is to evoke your desires and paint a picture through your soul’s window, leaving you to come back for more. She will take you on a poetic journey that evokes desires. Your destination is located in between Euphoria and Ecstasy
http://www.laeroticapoet.com

This poem was 1st performed by La' Erotica for The Meow University at the BDSM 101 class with Mistress Crimson! I can definitely vouch that the lyrics set the mood and helped a few women try their new skill set to have a Happy Ending!

Thank you La' Erotica for sharing your talent with us.

TAKE IT

Sit me down and shut me up

I don’t need to be asked

I need to be told

Cause the BITCH that lives here
Can get a little out of control

I need to be slammed hard
And when I say stop….

Tell me to shut up and put
This dick in

Grab me by my hair flip me over
And let the unexplained begin

I’ll call your name and clinch the sheets tight
and the headboard will pound
if your fucking me right

And at the end of the night and the sheets are stained
You’ll wake up in the morning glad I came.

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Happy to be Early to Bed!!!

6/19/2012

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On a sunny day of Chicago festivals, sweltering heat, road closures and the day of The World Naked Bike Ride I went with a couple kittens to visit my favoritest (yes, favoritest is a word in my dick-tionary) toy store, Early to Bed!
This boutique of curiosities and wonders has more than the eye can behold.
Upon our arrival we were greeted with welcomes, smiles, and an open invitation to ask questions. Who knew such a Sex Positive place could exist right off of Lake Shore Drive? The staff was great in entertaining our 2 hour "Kid in a Candy Store" experience.
No matter what your orientation, lifestyle, or even physical disability there was literally something for everyone. Believe me I covered every inch of the store and I still think I missed a few items!
I started my journey in the middle of the store that contained various novelty items such as games for couples and I was immediately drawn to the game Passion Starters. This game contains 40 cards that contain various activities and ideas to help rekindle the intimacy and spark in your relationship. Sounds like The Meow University in a box! Had to get it especially when the card I picked up advised me to place mirrors on the side of the bed to live out a fantasy of sex in public! The wall behind me had a nice collection of vibes of various shapes, sizes, and motor speeds. Of course I believe every person with a G-spot should request the G-SPOT Vibe package. Further in I was quite intrigued with the toys they had for men. There were more tools to add various textured sensations to masturbation and hand jobs, kittens get familiar with... The Sleeve.
Just like a pubescent teen we poked and laughed at the various dildo's, I just lost it with the large limp dildo. I couldn't stop laughing long enough to get my questions out. Anyway whatever size or texture you would need to accomplish the deed... it was there. Now I spent the most of my time as an informal educational coordinator in the books/DVD collection. Just about every shelf had something I wanted. I couldn't buy everything but here's the wishlist from this section:

Wild Side of Sex, Midori
Kama Sutra, Richard Emerson
Female Ejaculation, Pokras, Talltreus
The Best of Vulva Massage
The Clitoral Truth, Chalker
Sweet Life 1 & 2
Tantra Nova *video
The Joy of Erotic Massage *video

Honorable mention to the Toi Boxes (fashionable containers for your personal toy collection!)

Did you know that Early to Bed has an affordable video rental program? I believe you can rent a video for $5 for 5 days! I don't think you'll find this selection at the RedBox. On the opposite side of the library was a nice collection for our BDSM community and I had fun testing the paddles. Last but not least in all my excitement I had to get the basis for my weekend fun. LUBRICANT! Early to Bed carries the best lubes, my favorite glycerin free water based brand.... SLIPPERY STUFF. Yes that is the name and it has upped my game!!! In comparison to other lubricants this is by far the best as it lasts longer with no irritation. My bill was very reasonable and I am still satisfied with my purchase. This was one weekend I was happy to be early to bed.

Early to Bed is a boy and trans-friendly feminist shop that also offers dynamic classes, toy parties, and consultations. For more information contact the fantastic team by logging onto:
http://www.early2bed.com

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Reflecting on the Sex of 2011

1/1/2012

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I'm sitting here in the middle of the night, chilled and slightly dehydrated from wine bringing in The New Year and I couldn't help but reflect on the Sex of 2011.

Let me give you the background.

I'm a mother of 2 boys that are 22 months apart, the last thing on my mind at the beginning of 2011 was sex. For the wholesome audience in my life I sell children's educational toys. When my introduction to new mothers kept causing confusion as to what toys I actually sold, my curiosity and frustration was piqued!

It would go something like this:
ME: Hi I'm a mom and I sell toys!
LADY: (Raised eyebrow and smirk) Oh really?
ME: Yes! They are very educational and great for development.
LADY: (Stepping in closer) The toys come with good instructions... Do you have the "Jack Rabbit" or similar dildo?
ME: (Stuck in the Matrix with confused look followed by blank stare) I was referring to building blocks and books for your children.

Ok! So you can see how those conversations would quickly go downhill become REALLY awkward. One day... out of curiosity, I decided to host an ADULT toy party with a local Boutique. My event was packed with women eagerly anticipating the goodies being brought for their perusal and purchase. You would think this would lead me to sell toys... There was something else missing from this puzzle, until my husband who was hiding at this event with the other man actually became interested in an item based on the information given about it.

The questions then came up for me personally... I'm happy in my marriage but, are we having the best sex we could have? The answer was NO. Besides money, sex is a BIG issue in relationships. What do you do? I have 2 kids we know how they got here, now what? Does he still find me attractive?

So I'll stop there with the endless barrage of questions that started with the request for a toy. The next thing that happened was opportunity. I found out about a fellatio class from a close friend. Curious! Because I had no clue that there was instruction for that. I then called Angel of Angel's Erotic Solutions. She explained what her hands on class format and after an hour of answering my questions I booked her for a class. With 11 women we were changed forever! We or more so I was turned on to a world of the erotic beyond what I knew from porn and school girl locker room talk. I was elevated to a new consciousness of my sexuality and what it means to please and be pleased. My curiosity did not kill me but it gave me an orgasm.

After we mastered fellatio the next curiosity was about bondage. Just imagine if fellatio was mind blowing for me... You can guess how hard it was for me to find a Dominatrix!!! I then called Mistress Elizabeth who gave us Dominatrix 101 and 269 which were workshops on how to dominate your lover in the bedroom, spanking, and bondage techniques. THAT, then led us to a field trip to a local Chicago Dungeon GD2. That was absolutely amazing. The equipment, the order, the art of BDSM. I want to know more and MORE classes are sure to come.

After pacifying my BDSM urges it was time to focus on the underlying glue for all of this... Communication. For this I was lucky to know Erotic Romance Author K.D. King. She presented an awesome workshop on Communicating Your Sexual Needs. You'd be surprised how simple techniques can get major results!

We took a fun trip with a few ladies to see a Tribal Belly Dance show... and I look forward to many more trips. This has been an awesome journey and we are starting the year off right with our 1st class with Searah Deysach of Early to Bed presenting Tickle Your Fancy: Female Sexuality, Orgasm & What Toys Can Do for You!
In this class:

We’ll dismiss myths you may have heard and talk about the nature of women’s pleasure & orgasm.
We will also discuss masturbation and its benefits and give you some great tips for feeling more comfortable in your body.
We’ll also touch on some ways to make having sex with women even better for everyone involved and show you a few toys & gadgets that can make sex more fun for anyone.
Better Sex, Strong Relationships, Happy Women!!!What are you curious about? Leave a comment!

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#EXXXOTICACHI : Ladies Free Friday

World Class BJ!!!

The 2013 Night of Passion

PRODUCT REVIEW ALERT: Pure Romance Double Agent and Pure!

SEX BEYOND F*CKING

A Great Night of Passion

I Touched My Inner Vixen

La' Erotica Wants You to TAKE IT!

Happy to be Early to Bed!!!

Reflecting on the Sex of 2011

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