I will be forever thankful to the organizers of the Exxxotica Expo for the opportunity to present a seminar for their 2015 #ExxxoticaChi Ladies Free Friday. Que the superhero theme music! Through wind and rush hour traffic Team TMU fought a good fight to get across Chicago only to arrive at the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center with just minutes to spare to get checked in, set up, and getting the seminar started. It was absolutely worth every phone call, email, meeting, and every ounce of frustration it took to be there.

Awakening Your Inner Sex Kitten by Kat, Dean of Sexploration! Yes it happened and despite minor difficulties with audio. we were still able to light a few faces in the room. The seminar started off to cover 3 major points to place people on their Sexploration Journey of Awakening Your Inner Sex Kitten:

• Stop demonizing sex
  
• Accept yourself where you are
  
• Explore things that please or may please & excite you
  

All of that was a great preface for Team TMU to handle the crowd and do what they do best... TEACH. First up we had Angel of Angels Erotic Solutions, our favorite fellatio instructor and infamous Grapefruit Lady, get up and put in her 2 cents about “giving head”. Angel wowed the crowd with about 5 techniques and our next full class with Angel, The Art of Fellatio, is August 23, 2015. Don't miss it. Next up we had Relana, head Vixen of Good Gyrrl Studio, give the people a few tips to start  your very own strip tease routine! It almost turned into a lap dance room **TOO HOT FOR TV** Our next class with Relana, Strip Tease 101: Sensual Awakening, is July 26th, come out to learn how to take it off with a complete choreography that is sure to set the passion fires blazing.

I would like to thank each and every person that attended the seminar and stayed all the way through. We had fun working with you and hope to see you again. 

AFTER the seminar

After the seminar was amazing. The number of porn stars, sex educators, toys and custom toys for days, the latest in intimacy products, strippers, and BDSM Dommes, Masters & subs... it was all sooo overwhelming. I know I didn't get to see it ALL, you really need all 3 days do it. But I will tell you what I did get to... enjoy.

Lets start with the stage. I only saw one act. The Stallions. The beautiful men that got up there put on a damned good show with tricks, bends, and lifts I've never seen before. There was a tip line to get to these dancers for days and it looked like the women who indulged, thoroughly enjoyed themselves. As I didn't have much time left so I had to run across the exhibit floor and here are a few booths I got a chance to stop at:

• Sexpert Tyomi (hopefully a new instructor, stay tuned)
  
• Mr. Nori's Magic Gel Nuru Massage (I was so excited to get my kit, review cumming soon!)
  
• Our Cabana
  
• ReUse First
  
• Toolworks Chicago, Inc (As recommended by Rachel from Bondassage Class)
  
• Justin Sayne Leather (he spanked... my arm :D)
  
• Kinky Kollege
  
  

Honorable mention to:

• Sunny Megatron and Ken Melvoin-Burg (Instructors and Showtime Stars of Sex with Sunny)
  
• Vanessa, Certified Sexologist, The Pink Kittee
  
  

Enjoy the pictures below and be sure to join our mailing list for more classes and events!

-Meow

Bondage, massage, sensation play and deprivation. Truly an experience you will never forget. We had a small group on a Sunday afternoon as Rachel, the goddess domina, and her wonderful model set up and began to share the story of the how Jaeleen Bennis, the creator of Bondassage®, joined the worlds of massage and BDSM together. All the elements of touch, therapy, and relaxation laced with domination, pain, and other pleasures. Very intimate.

The demonstration started with properly applied cuffs and collars along with tips to care for your receiver. The model was secured to the table, his hearing was replaced with healing music and sight replaced with darkness. The journey began with a full body massage that escalated with sensual touches and soft tools. Harder tools and other techniques were applied... Long story short there was a big finish, lots of questions, and best of all smiling faces all around. This particular session was for The Meow University was a surface tips and tricks class. The training for the Bondassage® goes much deeper as it is a trademarked technique with certified practitioners.

For more information on Bondassage and Rachel our Chicago Instructor please visit her website: 
http://bondassage.com/rachel/

It was a lot of information to take in and I can see why the practice of Bondassage® can be pleasurable for the giver and receiver. If you missed class or if you didn't get good notes, you're in luck, there's a book! Bondassage: Kinky Erotic Massage Tips for Lovers by Jaeleen Bennis and Eve Minax.

Pre order your book today for $20 (shipping included)

We had such a good time at last year’s first Night of Passion event that we had to run it again, this time even more mature than before. We kept the event at the wonderful Good Gyrrl Studio. This space allows for dimmed lights, performance space, intimacy and mischief… All of those things added to the ambiance that made this for the 2nd year in a row a signature event for The Meow University™.

Special thanks to our Sponsors:
Cookie Lee Jewelry Showcased by Shayne – A longtime supporter of The Meow University™, brought fine jewelry and accessories that included awesome fashion sunglasses. I hope you were there because Shayne had fabulous giveaways for the visitors to her table. Congratulations to the winners!!!

Jazzy Creations – Custom Rhinestone designed shirts and more! There were a variety of shirts and designs to choose from that were made RIGHT ON THE SPOT. Along with the debut of The Meow University™ Rhinestone shirt that is NOW AVAILABLE FOR ONLINE ORDERING!!!

Pure Romance by Kimberly Love - Pure Romance is dedicated to improving women’s intimate lives—and having fun while doing it!

T-Shots by Tasha - T-Shots are tasty, flavorful and creative jello shots. Not just your ordinary cherry or grape flavors. T-Shots come in a variety of combinations and you're favorite cocktails. They also make you giggle.

Dove Chocolate Discoveries by Good Gyrrl -  Do you love chocolate? Now you can have a DOVE CHOCOLATE DISCOVERIES™ tasting party and invite your friends to try deliciously decadent new ways to enjoy everyone's favorite flavor. From chocolate smoothies and martinis to 5-minute chocolate mousse, you'll discover a whole new world of chocolate.

Once the lights we dimmed DJ Breakout set the mood with music, La Erotica took the stage for the opener and the show began to tease and excite the audience. Our lineup of poets this year was nothing short of an ultimate lover's night of passion, erotic thoughts, and naughty words. Along with the element of BYOB a great time was had by all.

The Poetic Teasers were as follows:
The hostess with the most - La’ Erotica
Pharaoh Wordsmith
BlackDiamond of the Spoken Word Lounge
With surprise guests: Danny Devine, Kottyn the Softspoken Poet, and G.P.A. GREATESTPOETALIVE



Congratulations to the winner of our Olympic Orgasm game played at intermission! ;) Our second half was opened by Relana the Goddess of dance and tease who gave the room a true treat and a taste of art that can be learned in the performing art classes of Good Gyrrl Studio!!! If you missed her sensual performance remember you can take classes to learn your own bedroom choreography!!! http://www.goodgyrll.com



NEXT CLASS:
FLOGGING 101 with Mistress Crimson – Oct 20th
Girl on Top Rodeo – Nov 3rd

Fellatio, ass clapping, open relationships, and masturbation are just a few topics we have covered so far at The Meow University. Allowing one student to explore these topics with a sponsored product was the perfect way for them to truly to discover themselves through self pleasure. Olivia Brothers, an awesome consultant for Pure Romance, was the first small business owner to let our students try out and review two products the Double Agent and Pure.

DOUBLE AGENT from Pure Romance by Olivia Brothers. The Double Agent is always ready for action! Armed with a two-speed detachable bullet for twice the pulse-pounding excitement, this clitoral vibrator will have you begging to go undercover! 2 AA batteries required. This product retails for $39.00. The suggested enhancement product, Pure, will also came with this review! PURE is the #1 choice for sensitive women looking to intensify their intimate moments. This signature blend of natural oils and botanical extracts in combination with TriPlex Tingle help provide thrilling pleasure. No added scents or flavors. This retails for $20.

The review for these products were done independently by an anonymous student (Jaguar Kitten)of The Meow University. The product was received by the student as a free sample and no monetary compensation was exchanged. The opinions expressed in this review are the responses of the individual testing the product. The Meow University nor this blog will receive any compensation for this review. The Meow University nor the student is an affiliate of Pure Romance or Olivia Brothers.

The double agent with detachable bullet was a pleasurable experience for me. You can use the bullet alone or the vibrator alone. I did use them individually. My personal favorite was the bullet. This item has two speeds for both high and very high! The very high setting had my legs shaking and toes twitching! Needless to say I did enjoy myself. The individual vibrator was a good experience as well. I did not like how loud it was. I'm a secretive lady, I don't need the whole house to know my business. The product is worth the price.

I also reviewed Pure Romance sensitive enhancement cream with triplex tingle. I did read the directions on the back of this product and it stated, for external use only. Sooooo, I was a bit disappointed that I could not use it along with the vibrator. I tried this product on my nipples, and there was a cooling sensation, not the tingle I expected. This product really did nothing for me. For myself, this product was not worth the asking price of $20.00. But maybe to others they would enjoy it. 

- Jaguar Kitten

About Pure Romance by Olivia Brothers:
You can purchase in person, online, and within a home or other private party! Empower. Educate. Entertain! Pure Romance by Olivia is dedicated to improving women’s intimate lives—and having fun while doing it! Host an unforgettable girls’ night in with me, join my team as a Pure Romance Consultant, or shop this site for all that’s exciting and new. You can have it all with Pure Romance! Visit the website http://oliviabrothers.pureromance.com
Email: omcb.pureromance@gmail.com

Feel free to shop with Olivia and try the many vibes, lubes, and other products available.

Saturday, March 23rd, 2013 in Chicago, I was privileged to MC at the launch party and fashion show for Belle Boudoir Fine Lingerie and Photography!

Who is Belle Boudoir? Belle Boudoir is a Chicago based company that offers a complete boudoir shopping and photography experience that includes lingerie, makeup and photo sessions. They specialize in bringing you the Ultimate Boudoir Party for groups of 10 or more. Guests of their premier boudoir parties will leave feeling beautiful, sexy and confident. Along with the launch of their Spring line, Belle Boudoir now has a new fantastic location inside of Ven Sherrod's Photography Studio, 1906 ½ South Halsted, Chicago, IL.

When I arrived to the location, I did not know what to expect. In this neighborhood of Pilsen, the buildings and warehouses in the area may look the same on the outside, but the insides are as unique as the artists who create in these spaces. I was greeted by soft music, dim lighting and high ceilings when the hostess caught my attention. I was then directed by the Belle herself, to get to my designated location to be styled and dressed. I quickly set up a promotion space for The Meow University and walked down to the lower level into my boudoir fantasy. Filling the room was a sea of curves, beautiful skin of all tones, hair of different textures and styles. There was a model there to represent every woman.

The show started with the first MC Dawn Randi Knight, radio personality of Chicago's Soul 106.3 FM. The models came out with combinations of satins, lace, and yes, feathers, in a variety of baby dolls, corsets, and gowns to warm up the crowd. The fantasy creations were well received when we took an intermission, mingled and shopped in the upper level of the loft.

Now I was styled by Robbin of Divine Sole Boutique who's Spring line was also featured in the show. I was dressed in striped tank maxi dress with a key hole back in yellow, black, green and cream. It flowed, it was comfortable, and it showed off my favorites... Ass and cleavage!

The second half had pieces with even more EDGE. The models came out and had fun with the crowd cracking whips and smacking paddles. There were a few pieces in leopard print and leather that were definitely something to meow at. Needless to say I had a ball describing these pieces.

Do some spring cleaning, throw out the old granny panties and in with the new must haves for every vixen. Check out Belle Boudoir Fine Lingerie and Photography. You can shop with her at Ven Sherrod Photography Studio. You can even book you own private boudoir party at the studio or at your home. Either way Belle would love to be your escort to reinventing sexy.

LAUNCH PARTY AND FASHION SHOW CREDITS
Lingerie - Belle Boudoir Fine Lingerie and Photography
Makeup/Hair Team - Davonna Porter, Monelle and Caress Sahura
Model Coordinator - Mocha Chocolate
Photography and Venue - Ven Sherrod Photography Studio
Accessories/Jewelry - N' Renee Boutique
Shoes - B.O.A. Chicago
Clothing - Divine Sole Boutique
Candles - Candle Addictions

“Approach it all with a fun mindset. If you're not having fun then what's the point.” - Mistress Crimson

Sunday evening there were a few new students who  decided to join me in exploring BDSM in more detail. It was awesome that so many came with an open mind, curious, and best of all prepared. We met at The Studio, a private south side location with beautiful décor, ambiance, and fascinating equipment.

We were sat in a semi circle, keeping Crimson at the center of our attention as her seat was later introduced to us as a 'Spanking Horse'. The orientation began with a brief introduction and an overview of Bondage/Behavior, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism. Aside from the technical aspects I always love the self identity component that the instructors
I find execute so well. Si se puede!

You can do this at home with your lover, spouse, significant other! Communication is the key. Several conversations NEED to
happen. The conversation BEFORE you initiate kinky play is so necessary to truly know your partners comfort levels, fantasies and desires. In this, boundaries can be set as well as green lights to have your way. It all boils down to fun for all if consideration and care for your partner are at the forefront. The verbal/non-verbal communication happens naturally during the session. Its ok to
laugh! Its ok to ask for more! Its ok to say what you do and don't like. 

We received tips on setting the scene, such as music, clothing and lighting options and being mindful of how all of these
things affect the mood. My favorite tip was to tease your partner! Teasing helps you to focus on what you want to do with and to your partner.

Great introduction, helpful details, and  then....

THE LIVE DEMONSTRATION

The demonstration, without too many details, was a wonderful way to see all of the tips for executing a scene in action. It went from sensual to lustful. From lustful to female dominating. From dominating to punishment. From punishment to reward. It was beautiful. The model was ready, willing and artfully handsome.

After the live demonstration we practiced a few saran wrap bondage techniques that were easy enough to try at home with
effective techniques that can immobilize your partner, leaving them vulnerable to pleasure at your discretion. I enjoyed the sensation of bondage. I had trust in my instructor and students as I was shrink wrapped and then later tied up. It  led me to imagine the heightened sensation I would have with my lover. Sex beyond fucking.

In short communicate, establish trust, show concern, tenderness and love, even if you're giving or receiving pain according to your lovers wishes. Most importantly have fun with your partner, be safe, and give it a try.

 For more information about BDSM 201, check out:
 Mistress Crimson –http://www.mistresscrimson.net
 The Studio –http://www.thestudiochicago.com

Special thanks Mistress Simone and Mistress Xena who so gracefully has invited The Meow University  back for more educational
sessions. Stay tuned!!!

On September 23rd at Good Gyrrl Studio, The Meow University hosted its first Erotic Poetry Showcase Night of Passion. I won't tell you everything that happened down there but I can give you snapshot of how this truly provocative event moved the people.
First I want to start with a BIG THANKS to our sponsors:

Belle Boudoir Fine Lingerie and Photography - They brought exotic lingerie pieces, customizable wine glasses, and a sexy photo booth in partnership with Moments by Katrina!

Cookie Lee Jewelry - Sheena had elegant and  jazzy jewelry pieces and accessories to compliment any outfit or costume. Congratulations to the winners of the Cookle Lee Jewelry giveway!!!

Early to Bed - All the way from North Sheridan to the southside to share with us premium vibes, lubes, rings and more. 

Sex Scene Ice Cream - Not your ordinary dairy. The only Ice Cream that comes with instructions. Open. Imitate. Eat. Repeat. Congratulations to the winners of the Sex Hunger Games!!! :)

The music was by DJ Breakout and I hope you enjoyed the T-shots from my favorite mixologist Natasha!

Our evening had a power house line up of Spoken Word artists that had the people excited, pumped up, and best of all aroused!!!

• Fabulous Fe
• Pharaoh The Word Smith
• Mr. Self
• The hostess with the most - La' Erotica Poet

FIVE THINGS I LEARNED FROM NIGHT OF PASSION

1. Women like to hear poems about oral sex and passionate love making
2. T-shots make people giggle
3. Naughty pictures ARE fun
4. Good Gyrrls are good at everything including being bad
5. Chicago has the hottest poets around

If you attended Night of Passion, please leave us a comment to let us know how you enjoyed or how you want to make it better!!!

I love this picture as it was taken before our Tease 101 class!  (Me - Left)
The picture was taken before La' Erotica the poet (middle) snapped us to attention with her enticing poems of seduction and desire.
The picture was taken before Relana (right), owner of Good Gyrrl Studio, trained us on what it means, how it looks, and how it feels to be... sensual.
We were joined by new students just as excited as I was to begin our journey to learn the art of tease.
Located in the Bridgeport Art Center, Good Gyrrl Studio was very welcoming starting with its golden doors, chic decor, and poles (yes, poles). Once you take in the entire scene you are immediately drawn into the prowess that is expressed and taught in this place. Toto we're not in Kansas and you will NOT leave the same way that you came in.   
We received a live reading of "Take It" by La' Erotica that playfully illustrated the desire to be dominated or made love to aggressively, which was a great segway to talk about tantalizing your mate to heighten desire and to arouse yourself as well.
The ladies were lined up and instructed to touch... themselves. We not talking about really intimate touching like you would if you were alone but touching your arms to take in the sensation of your skin. Watching yourself as you explore and discover your curves. Taking in the moment to realize that you feel good, regardless of who may be watching, and you love you.
A series of deep breaths, rubs on the thighs, and I believe I touched my inner vixen!
We went through a few choreographed walks, crawls, and stares that would break down communication to the slightest hand gesture. As our Head Temptress demonstrated moves for us to try we were all "hipnomesmerized" at the gazes and body movements combined. It really was a treat and even more so empowering to know that I could do the same thing and be just as sexy in my own way. 
Good Gyrrl Studio's Vixen School has not heard the last of me or The Meow University!!! What I learned that night has changed my routine of flirting and engaging in play with my husband forever... Just so you know I have my eye on the class "Round of Applause". Log onto http://www.goodgyrrl.com and tell me what you think about  that class!

La Erotica, from Chicago, is a gifted poet who emphasizes on enticing the human craving of raw emotions and fleshly encounters. Her verbal wordplay is to evoke your desires and paint a picture through your soul’s window, leaving you to come back for more.  She will take you on a poetic journey that evokes desires. Your destination is located in between Euphoria and Ecstasy
http://www.laeroticapoet.com

This poem was 1st performed by La' Erotica for The Meow University at the BDSM 101 class with Mistress Crimson! I can definitely vouch that the lyrics set the mood and helped a few women try their new skill set to have a Happy Ending! 

Thank  you La' Erotica for sharing your talent with us. 


TAKE IT
 
 
Sit me down and shut me up
 
I don’t need to be asked
 
I need to be told
 
Cause the BITCH that lives here
Can get a little out of control
 
I need to be slammed hard
And when I say stop….
 
Tell me to shut up and put
This dick in
 
Grab me by my hair flip me over
And let the unexplained begin
 
I’ll call your name and clinch the sheets tight
and the headboard will pound
if your fucking me right
 
And at the end of the night and the sheets are stained
You’ll wake up in the morning glad  I came.