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#EXXXOTICACHI : Ladies Free Friday

6/21/2015

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I will be forever thankful to the organizers of the Exxxotica Expo for the opportunity to present a seminar for their 2015 #ExxxoticaChi Ladies Free Friday. Que the superhero theme music! Through wind and rush hour traffic Team TMU fought a good fight to get across Chicago only to arrive at the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center with just minutes to spare to get checked in, set up, and getting the seminar started. It was absolutely worth every phone call, email, meeting, and every ounce of frustration it took to be there.
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Awakening Your Inner Sex Kitten by Kat, Dean of Sexploration! Yes it happened and despite minor difficulties with audio. we were still able to light a few faces in the room. The seminar started off to cover 3 major points to place people on their Sexploration Journey of Awakening Your Inner Sex Kitten:
  • Stop demonizing sex
  • Accept yourself where you are
  • Explore things that please or may please & excite you
All of that was a great preface for Team TMU to handle the crowd and do what they do best... TEACH. First up we had Angel of Angels Erotic Solutions, our favorite fellatio instructor and infamous Grapefruit Lady, get up and put in her 2 cents about “giving head”. Angel wowed the crowd with about 5 techniques and our next full class with Angel, The Art of Fellatio, is August 23, 2015. Don't miss it. Next up we had Relana, head Vixen of Good Gyrrl Studio, give the people a few tips to start  your very own strip tease routine! It almost turned into a lap dance room **TOO HOT FOR TV** Our next class with Relana, Strip Tease 101: Sensual Awakening, is July 26th, come out to learn how to take it off with a complete choreography that is sure to set the passion fires blazing.

I would like to thank each and every person that attended the seminar and stayed all the way through. We had fun working with you and hope to see you again. 

AFTER the seminar

After the seminar was amazing. The number of porn stars, sex educators, toys and custom toys for days, the latest in intimacy products, strippers, and BDSM Dommes, Masters & subs... it was all sooo overwhelming. I know I didn't get to see it ALL, you really need all 3 days do it. But I will tell you what I did get to... enjoy.

Lets start with the stage. I only saw one act. The Stallions. The beautiful men that got up there put on a damned good show with tricks, bends, and lifts I've never seen before. There was a tip line to get to these dancers for days and it looked like the women who indulged, thoroughly enjoyed themselves. As I didn't have much time left so I had to run across the exhibit floor and here are a few booths I got a chance to stop at:
  • Sexpert Tyomi (hopefully a new instructor, stay tuned)
  • Mr. Nori's Magic Gel Nuru Massage (I was so excited to get my kit, review cumming soon!)
  • Our Cabana
  • ReUse First
  • Toolworks Chicago, Inc (As recommended by Rachel from Bondassage Class)
  • Justin Sayne Leather (he spanked... my arm :D)
  • Kinky Kollege

Honorable mention to:
  • Sunny Megatron and Ken Melvoin-Burg (Instructors and Showtime Stars of Sex with Sunny)
  • Vanessa, Certified Sexologist, The Pink Kittee

Enjoy the pictures below and be sure to join our mailing list for more classes and events!

-Meow

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Ride the Rodeo!

2/28/2014

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For the first time ever, The Meow University physically covered sexual positions! The Girl on Top Rodeo with A. J. The Rodeo Mistress was a class that helped women gain the confidence they need when executing 'Woman on Top' positions!

It was an awesome night! Picture 30 women pumping, gyrating, & bending in different directions over chairs and the floor to get the feel, rhythm and balance of riding off into the sunset! A.J. gave us the holistic approach that included the preparation of our mind, body and soul to give and receive pleasure while minimizing injury and connecting with your partner!


The topics covered included:
  • Muscle groups used and needed
  • Grooming
  • Diet 
  • Self Seducing Mantra's 

I loved this class because it was for women tall, short, thick & skinny! Moves were adjusted to account for the different sizes and shapes of penises. The tips and advice were great... I won't give away any secrets but the grooming tip, left my kitten feeling lovely which only enhanced my experience. The Meow University will definitely revisit this class again!


Confidence, strength, and few more tricks up our sleeves! Thanks A.J.!


Thank you to our sponsors who helped make this happen:
Good Gyrrl Studio - www.goodgyrrl.com
Pure Romance by Olivia - http://oliviabrothers.pureromance.com
Cookie Lee Jewelry by Shayne - http://www.cookielee.biz/esuite/home/sheenahaynes



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The 2013 Night of Passion

10/3/2013

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We had such a good time at last year’s first Night of Passion event that we had to run it again, this time even more mature than before. We kept the event at the wonderful Good Gyrrl Studio. This space allows for dimmed lights, performance space, intimacy and mischief… All of those things added to the ambiance that made this for the 2nd year in a row a signature event for The Meow University™.

Special thanks to our Sponsors:
Cookie Lee Jewelry Showcased by Shayne – A longtime supporter of The Meow University™, brought fine jewelry and accessories that included awesome fashion sunglasses. I hope you were there because Shayne had fabulous giveaways for the visitors to her table. Congratulations to the winners!!!

Jazzy Creations – Custom Rhinestone designed shirts and more! There were a variety of shirts and designs to choose from that were made RIGHT ON THE SPOT. Along with the debut of The Meow University™ Rhinestone shirt that is NOW AVAILABLE FOR ONLINE ORDERING!!!

Pure Romance by Kimberly Love - Pure Romance is dedicated to improving women’s intimate lives—and having fun while doing it!

T-Shots by Tasha - T-Shots are tasty, flavorful and creative jello shots. Not just your ordinary cherry or grape flavors. T-Shots come in a variety of combinations and you're favorite cocktails. They also make you giggle.

Dove Chocolate Discoveries by Good Gyrrl -  Do you love chocolate? Now you can have a DOVE CHOCOLATE DISCOVERIES™ tasting party and invite your friends to try deliciously decadent new ways to enjoy everyone's favorite flavor. From chocolate smoothies and martinis to 5-minute chocolate mousse, you'll discover a whole new world of chocolate.

Once the lights we dimmed DJ Breakout set the mood with music, La Erotica took the stage for the opener and the show began to tease and excite the audience. Our lineup of poets this year was nothing short of an ultimate lover's night of passion, erotic thoughts, and naughty words. Along with the element of BYOB a great time was had by all.

The Poetic Teasers were as follows:
The hostess with the most - La’ Erotica
Pharaoh Wordsmith
BlackDiamond of the Spoken Word Lounge
With surprise guests: Danny Devine, Kottyn the Softspoken Poet, and G.P.A. GREATESTPOETALIVE



Congratulations to the winner of our Olympic Orgasm game played at intermission! ;) Our second half was opened by Relana the Goddess of dance and tease who gave the room a true treat and a taste of art that can be learned in the performing art classes of Good Gyrrl Studio!!! If you missed her sensual performance remember you can take classes to learn your own bedroom choreography!!! http://www.goodgyrll.com



NEXT CLASS:
FLOGGING 101 with Mistress Crimson – Oct 20th
Girl on Top Rodeo – Nov 3rd



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Kitty Klassifieds - GoodFella Talent Search

11/27/2012

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Think you have what it takes to be a GoodFella?
We’re looking for a few GOOD men to help out at our
signature GoodGyrrl events.  Duties include: door greeters, servers, and more. All ethnicities welcome over the age
of 21. No experience needed. A skill or trade (e.g. certified massage therapist, model,  licensed bartender, singer, etc.) a plus!  


Send a photo and a short bio or resume to
events@goodgyrrl.com. 

Audition date is December 22nd. Only responses sent on or before December 14th, 2012 will be considered.  

About GoodGyrrl
Good  Gyrrl™is a boutique lifestyle and fitness company that specializes in promoting self-confidence, sensuality, health and wellness within a supportive environment. Not your usual Girlfriend brand and far better than a gym, Good Gyrrl encourages women to embrace mental, physical, and emotional health and wellness as a lifestyle rather than a luxury. Our fitness classes, socials, and specialty workshops are fun, non-threatening, non-intimidating and informative social experiences that produce lifelong bonds, camaraderie, the rewarding feeling of
empowerment. Our curriculum and events not only teach women to dig deep in order to release their inner vixens, but also encourage them to embrace the power of self-expression and carry that confidence from the boardroom to the bedroom!

For more information log onto
http://www.goodgyrrl.com


 

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A Great Night of Passion

9/25/2012

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On September 23rd at Good Gyrrl Studio, The Meow University hosted its first Erotic Poetry Showcase Night of Passion. I won't tell you everything that happened down there but I can give you snapshot of how this truly provocative event moved the people.
First I want to start with a BIG THANKS to our sponsors:

Belle Boudoir Fine Lingerie and Photography - They brought exotic lingerie pieces, customizable wine glasses, and a sexy photo booth in partnership with Moments by Katrina!

Cookie Lee Jewelry - Sheena had elegant and  jazzy jewelry pieces and accessories to compliment any outfit or costume. Congratulations to the winners of the Cookle Lee Jewelry giveway!!!

Early to Bed - All the way from North Sheridan to the southside to share with us premium vibes, lubes, rings and more. 

Sex Scene Ice Cream - Not your ordinary dairy. The only Ice Cream that comes with instructions. Open. Imitate. Eat. Repeat. Congratulations to the winners of the Sex Hunger Games!!! :)

The music was by DJ Breakout and I hope you enjoyed the T-shots from my favorite mixologist Natasha!

Our evening had a power house line up of Spoken Word artists that had the people excited, pumped up, and best of all aroused!!!
  • Fabulous Fe
  • Pharaoh The Word Smith
  • Mr. Self
  • The hostess with the most - La' Erotica Poet


FIVE THINGS I LEARNED FROM NIGHT OF PASSION
  1. Women like to hear poems about oral sex and passionate love making
  2. T-shots make people giggle
  3. Naughty pictures ARE fun
  4. Good Gyrrls are good at everything including being bad
  5. Chicago has the hottest poets around


If you attended Night of Passion, please leave us a comment to let us know how you enjoyed or how you want to make it better!!!



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I Touched My Inner Vixen

8/28/2012

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I love this picture as it was taken before our Tease 101 class!  (Me - Left)
The picture was taken before La' Erotica the poet (middle) snapped us to attention with her enticing poems of seduction and desire.
The picture was taken before Relana (right), owner of Good Gyrrl Studio, trained us on what it means, how it looks, and how it feels to be... sensual.
We were joined by new students just as excited as I was to begin our journey to learn the art of tease.
Located in the Bridgeport Art Center, Good Gyrrl Studio was very welcoming starting with its golden doors, chic decor, and poles (yes, poles). Once you take in the entire scene you are immediately drawn into the prowess that is expressed and taught in this place. Toto we're not in Kansas and you will NOT leave the same way that you came in.   
We received a live reading of "Take It" by La' Erotica that playfully illustrated the desire to be dominated or made love to aggressively, which was a great segway to talk about tantalizing your mate to heighten desire and to arouse yourself as well.
The ladies were lined up and instructed to touch... themselves. We not talking about really intimate touching like you would if you were alone but touching your arms to take in the sensation of your skin. Watching yourself as you explore and discover your curves. Taking in the moment to realize that you feel good, regardless of who may be watching, and you love you.
A series of deep breaths, rubs on the thighs, and I believe I touched my inner vixen!
We went through a few choreographed walks, crawls, and stares that would break down communication to the slightest hand gesture. As our Head Temptress demonstrated moves for us to try we were all "hipnomesmerized" at the gazes and body movements combined. It really was a treat and even more so empowering to know that I could do the same thing and be just as sexy in my own way. 
Good Gyrrl Studio's Vixen School has not heard the last of me or The Meow University!!! What I learned that night has changed my routine of flirting and engaging in play with my husband forever... Just so you know I have my eye on the class "Round of Applause". Log onto http://www.goodgyrrl.com and tell me what you think about  that class!


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