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#EXXXOTICACHI : Ladies Free Friday

6/21/2015

I will be forever thankful to the organizers of the Exxxotica Expo for the opportunity to present a seminar for their 2015 #ExxxoticaChi Ladies Free Friday. Que the superhero theme music! Through wind and rush hour traffic Team TMU fought a good fight to get across Chicago only to arrive at the Donald E. Stephens Convention Center with just minutes to spare to get checked in, set up, and getting the seminar started. It was absolutely worth every phone call, email, meeting, and every ounce of frustration it took to be there.

Awakening Your Inner Sex Kitten by Kat, Dean of Sexploration! Yes it happened and despite minor difficulties with audio. we were still able to light a few faces in the room. The seminar started off to cover 3 major points to place people on their Sexploration Journey of Awakening Your Inner Sex Kitten:

Stop demonizing sex
Accept yourself where you are
Explore things that please or may please & excite you

All of that was a great preface for Team TMU to handle the crowd and do what they do best... TEACH. First up we had Angel of Angels Erotic Solutions, our favorite fellatio instructor and infamous Grapefruit Lady, get up and put in her 2 cents about “giving head”. Angel wowed the crowd with about 5 techniques and our next full class with Angel, The Art of Fellatio, is August 23, 2015. Don't miss it. Next up we had Relana, head Vixen of Good Gyrrl Studio, give the people a few tips to start your very own strip tease routine! It almost turned into a lap dance room **TOO HOT FOR TV** Our next class with Relana, Strip Tease 101: Sensual Awakening, is July 26th, come out to learn how to take it off with a complete choreography that is sure to set the passion fires blazing.

I would like to thank each and every person that attended the seminar and stayed all the way through. We had fun working with you and hope to see you again.

AFTER the seminar

After the seminar was amazing. The number of porn stars, sex educators, toys and custom toys for days, the latest in intimacy products, strippers, and BDSM Dommes, Masters & subs... it was all sooo overwhelming. I know I didn't get to see it ALL, you really need all 3 days do it. But I will tell you what I did get to... enjoy.

Lets start with the stage. I only saw one act. The Stallions. The beautiful men that got up there put on a damned good show with tricks, bends, and lifts I've never seen before. There was a tip line to get to these dancers for days and it looked like the women who indulged, thoroughly enjoyed themselves. As I didn't have much time left so I had to run across the exhibit floor and here are a few booths I got a chance to stop at:

Sexpert Tyomi (hopefully a new instructor, stay tuned)
Mr. Nori's Magic Gel Nuru Massage (I was so excited to get my kit, review cumming soon!)
Our Cabana
ReUse First
Toolworks Chicago, Inc (As recommended by Rachel from Bondassage Class)
Justin Sayne Leather (he spanked... my arm :D)
Kinky Kollege

Honorable mention to:

Sunny Megatron and Ken Melvoin-Burg (Instructors and Showtime Stars of Sex with Sunny)
Vanessa, Certified Sexologist, The Pink Kittee

Enjoy the pictures below and be sure to join our mailing list for more classes and events!

-Meow

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World Class BJ!!!

4/7/2014

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I knew this class was going to be great not only because we were able to get the most infamous sex educators ever, but thanks to the night talk show @Midnight on Comedy Central who included this class in their game 'Event or Invented'. I will do my best to let you know how this class went. Please let me say that if you missed class April 6th, you REALLY missed a treat. On Sunday evening The Meow University hosted 45 beautiful people that included men and women who were curious to learn How to Give (and receive) a World Class BJ from Sunny Megatron and Ken Melvoin-Burg.

The sex education power couple walked us through the history of blow jobs, various terms for it (ex. Fellatio, blow job, etc), anatomy and techniques. Intertwined with each segment, Ken was able to offer tips for the men on how to enjoy the experience (communication, tips to delay ejaculation, how to strengthen orgasms, and working the prostate) The men in attendance were great at confirming Ken's male perspective and advice to women when pleasuring the genitals with the mouth and hands. All of this information was complemented by Sunny's advice on communication, equipment and other things you can use to enhance the experience ( lubes and toys). Taking us all over the top was the release of the techniques to prime the cock, get the groove going, and awesome finishing moves that would make any porn star proud.

BONUS of the night YouTube Fellatio Sensation, Angel, joined us for class as a student and learned the tips and techniques with us. At the end, she came up and gave the class her signature 'Grapefruit Technique' blow by blow! It was amazing...

Ken and Sunny work and lecture together as a giver/receiver of all sex acts and as a couple. Behind the scenes, they work as writers, editors, and copywriters penning articles, and how-to’s on sensual subjects ranging from commonplace sex to extreme kinks. They also have multiple sell-out workshops which include: BDSM 101, Prostate Milking for Beginners, Ethical Non-Monogamy: Threesomes, Foursomes & Moresomes, Junk for your Junk: Sex Toys 101, ZAP! Electric Play: Wands, TENS & More, G-spots & Squirting and How to Give the World’s Best Blow Job.

For more information on Sunny Megatron and Ken Melvoin-Burg please visit the blog www.SunnyMegatron.com

This class was made possible by The Meow University supporters:
Good Gyrrl Studio
Pure Romance by Olivia
Sankofa Shea
Poetry by Kottyn Softspoken Poet
T-Shots and Cocktails by Tasha

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Fellatio, A Gateway to Adventurous Sex

2/27/2013

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This past Sunday, there was a room full of ladies ready to learn all about Angel's Secrets. Seating was just about gone but we worked it out to fit every curious mind into some type of space. As our Dick Professor prepared her space with materials, knives, plates, dildos, and dry erase board, I gave our newest kittens a brief introduction to The Meow University.

You could feel the anticipation building in the air as people awaited to learn 12 techniques from this sensational Diva of Angel's Erotic Solutions who boasts to have over 50 proven techniques with more techniques on the way. To tell you a bit about Angel, she was my first instructor when starting The Meow University. She has since expanded to training celebrities, creating more instructional DVD's, appearances on talk shows like Kandi Koated Nights and reality TV like The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Did I mention that she has her own radio show? Angel Talks Midnight-Angel's Erotic Zone. This Diva has shown the world that learning about oral sex can come from a credible source and you don't have to learn just from porn.

The professor began with an introduction of herself and how she got started in this business, which surprisingly did not start AND has not led to porn. It always amazes me how our lives no matter how great or terrible prepare us for the things we are led to do! Next we were given an orientation as to what was going to happen over the remainder of class. Angel's stage presence is amazing as she captured the attention of every woman in the room. She then went through each technique with a an explanation, safety measures, a break down of each move, a demonstration of insane precision that left a few jaws dropped, and led the ladies through a oral sex simulation. All 12 techniques are put together in the a formula called a 'perfect blowjob'.

Fellatio can be an awesome form of foreplay or even alternative sex. Either way it heightens the sensation for all parties involved and becomes the gateway to more adventurous sex. If you've given or received awesome oral sex from your partner, there WILL be a conversation because someone will want MORE. If you changed your foreplay routine, then what else can you change. A new position, a new lube, a new location, where will this gateway take you?

For more information on Angel please visit: http://www.angelseroticsolutions.com

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Reflecting on the Sex of 2011

1/1/2012

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I'm sitting here in the middle of the night, chilled and slightly dehydrated from wine bringing in The New Year and I couldn't help but reflect on the Sex of 2011.

Let me give you the background.

I'm a mother of 2 boys that are 22 months apart, the last thing on my mind at the beginning of 2011 was sex. For the wholesome audience in my life I sell children's educational toys. When my introduction to new mothers kept causing confusion as to what toys I actually sold, my curiosity and frustration was piqued!

It would go something like this:
ME: Hi I'm a mom and I sell toys!
LADY: (Raised eyebrow and smirk) Oh really?
ME: Yes! They are very educational and great for development.
LADY: (Stepping in closer) The toys come with good instructions... Do you have the "Jack Rabbit" or similar dildo?
ME: (Stuck in the Matrix with confused look followed by blank stare) I was referring to building blocks and books for your children.

Ok! So you can see how those conversations would quickly go downhill become REALLY awkward. One day... out of curiosity, I decided to host an ADULT toy party with a local Boutique. My event was packed with women eagerly anticipating the goodies being brought for their perusal and purchase. You would think this would lead me to sell toys... There was something else missing from this puzzle, until my husband who was hiding at this event with the other man actually became interested in an item based on the information given about it.

The questions then came up for me personally... I'm happy in my marriage but, are we having the best sex we could have? The answer was NO. Besides money, sex is a BIG issue in relationships. What do you do? I have 2 kids we know how they got here, now what? Does he still find me attractive?

So I'll stop there with the endless barrage of questions that started with the request for a toy. The next thing that happened was opportunity. I found out about a fellatio class from a close friend. Curious! Because I had no clue that there was instruction for that. I then called Angel of Angel's Erotic Solutions. She explained what her hands on class format and after an hour of answering my questions I booked her for a class. With 11 women we were changed forever! We or more so I was turned on to a world of the erotic beyond what I knew from porn and school girl locker room talk. I was elevated to a new consciousness of my sexuality and what it means to please and be pleased. My curiosity did not kill me but it gave me an orgasm.

After we mastered fellatio the next curiosity was about bondage. Just imagine if fellatio was mind blowing for me... You can guess how hard it was for me to find a Dominatrix!!! I then called Mistress Elizabeth who gave us Dominatrix 101 and 269 which were workshops on how to dominate your lover in the bedroom, spanking, and bondage techniques. THAT, then led us to a field trip to a local Chicago Dungeon GD2. That was absolutely amazing. The equipment, the order, the art of BDSM. I want to know more and MORE classes are sure to come.

After pacifying my BDSM urges it was time to focus on the underlying glue for all of this... Communication. For this I was lucky to know Erotic Romance Author K.D. King. She presented an awesome workshop on Communicating Your Sexual Needs. You'd be surprised how simple techniques can get major results!

We took a fun trip with a few ladies to see a Tribal Belly Dance show... and I look forward to many more trips. This has been an awesome journey and we are starting the year off right with our 1st class with Searah Deysach of Early to Bed presenting Tickle Your Fancy: Female Sexuality, Orgasm & What Toys Can Do for You!
In this class:

We’ll dismiss myths you may have heard and talk about the nature of women’s pleasure & orgasm.
We will also discuss masturbation and its benefits and give you some great tips for feeling more comfortable in your body.
We’ll also touch on some ways to make having sex with women even better for everyone involved and show you a few toys & gadgets that can make sex more fun for anyone.
Better Sex, Strong Relationships, Happy Women!!!What are you curious about? Leave a comment!

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